Are you freaking kidding me?!

What are you laughing at? It's a fact. No kidding!

No kidding!?

You must be kidding!

"Now and then I think of divorcing him." "You must be kidding!"

Social security? Who do they think they're kidding.

Are you kidding?

I'm just kidding.

Kidding! I was simply invited to go out to dinner.

He always says, "only kidding!" at the end.

Hold it, are you kidding me? Why'd we wanna go to such a remote location?

You're kidding!

Don't listen to me, I'm just kidding.

Are you kidding or are you being serious?

I'm not kidding.

He's just kidding you.

Really?! Man, you're kidding right?

Of course I'm kidding!

I am not kidding.

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding, or are you serious?

You have got to be kidding.

No kidding.

Don't listen to him. He's just kidding.

You're kidding, right?

No kidding?

I wish I was kidding.

He always says, "Just kidding!" at the end.

"It's really muggy today." "You're not kidding."

Tell me you're kidding.

You've got to be kidding!

You're kidding me.

It's no use kidding myself.

You are kidding me.

I thought you were kidding.

You have got to be kidding me.

You've gotta be kidding!

You've got to be kidding me!

We're kidding.

They're kidding.

I'm kidding.

Please tell me you're kidding.

Who are we kidding?

Tom is kidding.

You're not kidding!

You aren't kidding!

Tom isn't kidding.

Tom was kidding.

Tom wasn't kidding.

We're not kidding.

They weren't kidding.

Is Tom kidding?

I was kidding.

I wasn't kidding.

I'm only kidding.

You weren't kidding.

I can never tell when you're kidding.

Who am I kidding?

I don't think Tom was kidding about that.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I get the impression that you are kidding me.

Tom suspected Mary was kidding.

I was only kidding about that.

You have to be kidding!

I'm not kidding around.

I'm just kidding you.

I was only kidding.

I was just kidding.

You'd better be kidding.

You must be kidding me.

Who are you kidding?

You didn't sound like you were kidding.

They're not kidding.

I'm just kidding. That really didn't happen.

Just tell me you're kidding.

Please tell me Tom is kidding.

You've got to be kidding.

Do you think I'm kidding?

You're kidding me, right?

You've got to be kidding me.

You weren't kidding, were you?

You're kidding, aren't you?

I was kidding before.

Tom is just kidding you.

Tom now knows Mary wasn't kidding.

Tom realized Mary wasn't kidding.

Hey, I'm only kidding.

I thought you knew I was kidding.

I thought you knew I was just kidding.

"Gee, it sure is boring around here!" "You've got to be kidding." "Yes!" "Good."

I'm not kidding you. Some people actually believe that the world is only six thousand years old.

I thought you were just kidding.

Just kidding!

Tom wasn't kidding about that.

You are kidding me, aren't you?

Who do you think you're kidding?

Do I look like I'm kidding?

You're kidding me, aren't you?

No kidding, it might work.

All kidding aside, it may work.

"I wonder what's for supper." "What? How about dinner?" "No. What's dinner?" "Oh you piece of shit. All true warriors eat dinner!" "Hmm? I wonder what 'dinner' means." "Oh you—" "Enough! Zelda, what is dinner?" "You've got to be kidding." "Fuck you! Ganon, what is dinner?" "You must first join me." "Hell no. Duke Onkled, what is dinner?" "Oh please." "Mama Luigi, what is dinner?" "Well, like they say in Brooklyn: early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or, is it the bagel?" "What? Enough is enough, what the fuck is dinner?!" "Okay, okay. Here, have this dictionary." "Hmm... Dinner... What? Dinner is supper?" "Yeah!"